Life According to Chloe

“Do you want to go outside?”

I ask Chloe this question several times a day. Most of the time, she takes me up on it. I can tell because her ears and eyebrows perk up at my voice. I love the little shuffle dance she performs in front of me because she can’t contain her excitement. We are going outside!

It is so cute until it is time to put her leash on, and then she runs around like a toddler who doesn’t want to put her shoes on first.

We head out the door and to the right. We always go right, never left. She knows if we turn left, it will be a much shorter walk. Poodles are smart dogs. She loves to stop at her favorite spots – the next-door neighbor’s lawn, the brown mailbox, the little bush about halfway down the street, and another mailbox two doors down with the pretty flowers. When we get to the corner, she sniffs around the unscented telephone pole with curiosity and waits for me to give her the next direction.

Across?!

She wags her tail as if I told her we were going to the dog park. This is the best part of the walk. She loves crossing the street. She knows that is where we visit her favorite big rock, the yellow fire hydrant, and the best lawn in the neighborhood where all the dogs mark their territory.

When we finally go back inside, she isn’t done with me yet. It’s treat time! She runs straight for the entry to the kitchen and patiently waits for her reward for being such a good girl.

Sometimes, I have to skip this part because I am late for a Zoom meeting – like I had to do today. This is when things tend to get ugly. Chloe has no problem following me around the house and staring me down.

She sits to the side of my desk and barks as if to say, “did you forget something? Hmm?”

If I ignore her in favor of my meeting – with my boss, mind you – she doesn’t care. She will wait. She will wait all day if she has to until Chloe gets what Chloe wants.

It’s adorable. I give her the treat, and then we go through the whole routine again in a few hours.

 

Going Around In Circles

I have a problem. As a full-time writer, it is literally my job to create content. In my day job as a non-profit communications manager, I compose e-newsletters, tell impactful stories, post on several social media platforms, update website copy, send press releases, and do similar tasks, all to engage people in our work and raise money. At night, I love to read books, listen to podcasts, download today’s New York Times on my Kindle, read through some of the blogs I follow and write my own blog posts.

I’m feeling a bit overwhelmed by all the digital chaos that I am addicted to online. And it is coming at me in all directions. Maybe it is time for me to take a detour off the information highway. And yes, I do see the irony in all of this because I am part of the problem, but that’s a post for another time.

I could use a break, or maybe I just need a new hobby. Something outdoorsy, although I’m not really a nature kind of person. Plus, it is winter, and I don’t love the cold weather.

Maybe I’ll travel. I’m in the mood to watch my favorite sport – baseball – but the only way to do that right now is to go to spring training. I’ve been there before and loved every minute of it.

But it’s in Florida, so on second thought, maybe not. Stupid COVID-19.

Maybe I need to throw myself into a home improvement project. But, I should save up first because we completed our new deck and patio this past summer.

Or, maybe I need some retail therapy. That does seem to help, but I’m currently decluttering closets in my house. I don’t want to add anything right now. That seems like self-sabotage to me.

Since I am so indecisive, maybe, I’ll read up on how to find a new hobby. Yeah, that’s what I’ll do. I’ll check out the latest articles and podcasts on the subject. And maybe I’ll sign up for a few newsletters and follow some social media influencers of a certain age to get some ideas. And maybe…

Shit.

I think I’m back to where I started.

Betty White on a Snowy Day

Betty White

I’m having a lazy Saturday. It’s cold and snowy outside, and nothing pressing needs attention on the homefront. I admit that it’s nice to slow down for a change. I don’t do it often enough. We actually had dinner plans with several couples tonight for our semi-annual, post-holiday get-together, but with COVID-19 cases rising, we all thought it would be better to reschedule.

Instead of running errands and cleaning up around the house, I grabbed a comfy blanket, a hot chocolate, and my Kindle. As luck would have it, Hot in Cleveland is now showing on Amazon Prime. I’ve been a fan of Betty White ever since The Golden Girls. I always found her to be the most caring and charming of the four women on the show – even though she played a bit of a dim-wit. After reading so many tributes and watching clips – especially on the game shows – I decided to start Hot in Cleveland. I’m also planning to watch The Mary Tyler Moore Show for the first time. I’m a little embarrassed to say that I’ve never seen it before, but I was only allowed to watch Sesame Street back then.

I read up on Betty White and her happy life and long career as the first lady of television – having a career that spanned for decades until her passing. She seemed like a smart broad with a sense of humor that would make others blush. She also had some words of wisdom that I’d like to share with you. Here are some great quotes from the great Betty White:

“Kindness and consideration of somebody besides yourself keeps you young.”

“Everyone needs a passion. That’s what keeps life interesting. If you live without passion, you go through life without leaving any footprints.”

“The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana.”

“I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It’s that simple.”

Betty White … may her memory be for a blessing.

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