Ah-choo, Ah-choo, Ah… Blowing my nose til its red It’s so not pretty
Kleenex are everywhere Not thrown away, I don’t care Excused from housework
Turn on the TV Please bring me some orange juice Now leave me alone
I stay home from work Robo-calls the whole day long Can’t go back to sleep
Where the heck is Whoopi? Why is she not on The View? Friday, she is off (Sad)
Do not shake my hand Keeping my germs to myself Just blow me a kiss
Tired of being sick Tea and honey are working I’ll wake up better