Haikus for People With Colds (Like Me)

Kleenex are everywhere Not thrown away, I don’t care Excused from housework


Turn on the tv Please bring me some orange juice Now leave me alone


Ah-choo, Ah-choo, Ah… Blowing my nose til its red It’s not attractive


Do not shake my hand Keeping my germs to myself Just blow me a kiss


Tired of being sick Tea and honey are working Tomorrow will feel better

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