I’m not too fond of romance novels, and yet I can’t seem to DNF, The Wedding Date by Jasmine Guillory. The first third of the book was promising. Two strangers meet in a hotel elevator that is stuck between floors. They have some terrific banter and chemistry, share some cheese and crackers, and by the time the elevator is fixed, she is his date for a wedding he doesn’t want to attend.
To me, the elevator and the subsequent wedding are the best parts of the story. After that, it goes downhill from there. First of all, the author feels the need to remind me that he likes her boobs. She(!) shares this in a variety of creative ways, but we get it. She’s got them and flaunts them, and he is obsessed with them. He is a doctor and a “player” who doesn’t want to admit he is in love with her. She is an incredibly intelligent career woman with a high-powered job with zero confidence in her experience with men. The miscommunication and drama that result from their insecurities and assumptions about each other are laughable.
I have not given up on the story yet for one reason. At this point, I’ve already put so much of my time into it that I might as well count it as one of my 2021 Goodreads Challenge books. Also, I’ve been listening to it on Audible, which allows me to speed up the narrator’s pace and multi-task. Today, I listened to it while I got my nails done, went grocery shopping, and made dinner.
This book has reminded me why I don’t like romance novels. For me, the characters and their circumstances may vary, but the story is basically the same.
Boy meets girl.
Boy dates girl.
Boy and girl sleep together.
Boy and girl fight and break up.
Boy and girl realize they can’t possibly live without each other and makeup.
The end.
But, don’t get me wrong…if there is a romance that is part of a larger story, I’m fine with it. I just want more action outside the bedroom than between the sheets. Otherwise, I find it all quite boring.
While I’m not going to DNF the book, I will not be reading the rest of the series. Her other books focus on the love lives of the supporting characters in this book. From what I’ve read so far, I can say with confidence that they all have great sex, a big fight, and live happily ever after. Good for them.
Hopefully, the next book I select from my shelf will not disappoint.
Has anyone else read this book? If yes, what did you think? If no, don’t bother. 🙂
Dr Renee Cohn Jones
June 1, 2021 at 12:49 pm (3 years ago)Ha-thanks for the heads up! You summed up romance novels quite well. I love that you multi-tasked to get through it. I love listening to podcasts and stories on 1.5-2 speed but it drives some people nuts. 🙂
Martha
May 23, 2021 at 9:33 pm (4 years ago)I’ve never been one to read romance novels but I remember my mom would read one after the other!