An Ode to My Favorite Breath Mint

I can still remember the little brick butcher shop around the corner from my childhood home where my dad and sister would wait for my mom to come home from work off the NJ Transit bus. We would often go inside to say hi to Bob the butcher and wander around the store. And when we were good little girls, Dad would buy us Tic Tacs. I would always get the green spearmint ones.

tic tacsI can trace back my penchant for Tic Tacs to this one childhood memory–and I never grew out of it. If you have ever lived with me or traveled with me or sat in the cubicle next to me or have just been around me for a short or a long period of time, you know I always have Tic Tacs in my purse.

They stopped making the green ones a long time ago and I had to adjust my tastes to the orange flavored ones instead. I am nothing if not flexible, but you will never will you see a Certs or Lifesavers in my possession. Only Tic Tacs.

With my strong political opposition to our current president, you would think that his own liking for Tic Tacs taken before harassing a young and beautiful soap opera star would deter me, but it hasn’t. I like to think he popped the Fresh Mint variety—which are my least favorite kind and therefore that makes it okay.

I don’t know what it is exactly about the Tic Tacs that I like. I can tell you that when I get anxious and my stomach starts to feel uneasy–they are the first thing I take and automatically feel much better. I guess you could say they are my own bizarre kind of comfort food.

They are also truly the most inconvenient mint I could possibly purchase. All of the other mints are nicely packed in quiet paper wrappers or come in a muted tin box. Tic Tacs are loud and proud. They are not shy and there is just no way to sneak one out of its plastic container without everyone knowing about it. And yet, I am known to shake one (or 6) of them out at a time during a Shabbat service, a wedding, a funeral or a school play.

My family and friends are well aware of my Tic Tac habit. As an April Fools joke, a “shakeless” version of the packaging was advertised on the Tic Tacs website and someone immediately thought of me. It was covered in bubble wrap. Hilarious!

For my birthday, Jenna bought me a Vera Bradley backpack and encouraged me to look inside where I found 2 boxes of tic tacs. I have to admit, I’m not sure which gift I loved more. Priceless!

Friends from far away see Tic Tacs in the store and think of me, fondly I hope. So sweet!

Even my husband buys me for no apparent reason. Some husbands send flowers, but this is much less expensive and makes me equally as happy. Ah…true love!

 

6 comments on An Ode to My Favorite Breath Mint

  1. Paul Taubman
    April 1, 2018 at 10:23 am (9 months ago)

    I guess it has been a while that I have had Tic Tacs – I did not realize that they do not make them in green anymore!

    I always loved the little plastic container they come in.

    Thanks for sharing!

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  2. Martha
    April 1, 2018 at 5:21 pm (9 months ago)

    I love Tic Tacs and I enjoyed reading your blog!! I actually read where they have a Tic Tac gum but I haven’t been able to find that yet.

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  3. Snehal Joshi
    April 1, 2018 at 10:29 pm (9 months ago)

    Tic-Tac is favorite of our household. My FIL brings it for my DD. In India, they come in dual color as well. :) Lovely post.

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  4. Mary Owens
    April 2, 2018 at 12:11 am (9 months ago)

    I haven’t had tic tacs in ages. Loive this post.

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  5. Stacey Myers
    April 2, 2018 at 5:39 am (9 months ago)

    I LOVE tic tacs! My favourite ones are orange flavour.

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