My Sick Day in Haikus

Ah-choo, Ah-choo, Ah…
Blowing my nose til its red
It’s so not pretty

Kleenex are everywhere
Not thrown away, I don’t care
Excused from housework

Turn on the TV
Please bring me some orange juice
Now leave me alone

I stay home from work
Robo-calls the whole day long
Can’t go back to sleep

Where the heck is Whoopi?
Why is she not on The View?
Friday, she is off

Do not shake my hand
Keeping my germs to myself
Just blow me a kiss

Tired of being sick
Tea and honey are working
I’ll wake up better

1 comment on My Sick Day in Haikus

  1. Alice Gerard
    October 20, 2017 at 10:24 pm (1 year ago)

    Your haikus add a humorous touch to the unpleasantness of being sick. They are very enjoyable, and I’m glad that the tea and honey are helping you to recover.


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